Funny Quotes About Life

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  • Im not an alcoholic...
    Im just thirsty..

    by Sarah
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  • What stays in Vegas, stays in Vagas
    ~ Kia ( my best friend)
    ~ i just had to say this cuz secrets are kept inside 4ver

    by MEMI
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  • The days were so krazy
    that the people think were high
    and days were so bord
    we laugh so hard we cry
    all the inside jokes...
    just some of the reasons
    we alwys be friends

    by krazykisses
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  • GOD CREATED ME GORGEOUS,SO I CANT COMPLAIN

    by corrina
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  • The only think stupid is stupid people

    by Joseph R Hanna
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  • The "when life hands you lemons" quote is getting a tad bit over-used.
    why don't people use something more unique. like cucumbers or something? come on now people!

    by Sweet Nibblets
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  • When all the stoners in the world quit pot you know the world is going to end.

    by FireBorn
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  • When life gives you lemons . . . SHUT UP AND EAT YOUR DAMN LEMONS!!!

    by oNice
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  • Life is a rollercoster it's exciting up and it's scary going down, and after the first time we all want a second try at it

    by johnny
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  • Keep walkin, keep talking, u got nothing one me. keep smiling cuz u know u cant do what i do. keep staring, comparing, thinking what it would be like to be in my shoes. admit it, u cant do what i do.

    by natyy
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