Funny Quotes About Life

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  • When life gives u lemons...ask for tequila and salt....

    by natyy
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  • Smell the roses,
    Reach for the sky.
    Because before your eyes
    Your life will fly by.

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  • When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.

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  • When life gives you lemons what do you make, Lemonde.

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  • First you have 10 dallors in your pocket then you finally notice what happen to other half...(miscount) only I had 5 dallors and I to buy myself something sweet.

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  • Dad: now travis you know what you have to do....
    travis: oh man now what can it be??
    Dad: you know you have to go to that girl
    over there and ask her for number!
    travis: hmm..tempting, very very tempting..ok ill do it!!
    Dad: they grow up to fast!

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  • A SMART person learns from their mistakes BUT a WISE person learns from OTHERZ!?!

    by nessa
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  • Love tells us when we are doing something wrong

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  • Heaven wont take me but hell cant handle me, so i got stuck in this place called life

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  • Don't Play a Player,
    Don't Hustle a Hustler,
    And Never Cheat a Cheater!

    by xCezx
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