I want to be a fish when i'm older

ALCOHOL;;Enjoy it now because after College its called Alcoholism.

LOL

Laugh and live life because 100 is not a big number and sometimes people get cheated.

MOM: there are so many fish in the sea. i just wonder why it's so hard to catch one.

ME: cuz most fish don't like the net.

I never knew what I wanted, but since last night, I did.

Relax
sit back
and light up

Your mom

"I now know how to remember the difference between acne and acme; the acme of acne is the white pus at the top." - (should have beem an English Class random quote of the day; I grossed the teacher with this one)

Duke: How's it hangin' Harry?
Harry: I keep trying to die, but they won't let me.
Duke: Well, you can't have everything.
-The Notebook

"DONT DRINK AND DRIVE SMOKE AND FLY."