"are you gonna do what i think you're gonna do in front of me"?

God must love stupid people,
he's made so many

"girls are so complex...they confuse themselves"
-agsm

When I meet myself, I'll hit myself so hard I won't know what's hit me.

--Zaphod Beeblebrox, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"

Never assume.
cause when you assume you make an ass out of u and me.

~~off 8 simple rules~~I love it~~

U think my life sucks, listen to yours
Ur boyfriend is a tw*t
I'm sorry but ur fat
Ur a whor* and nothing more
I'm sorry but that's that.

I still live with my grammer school friends, some people never change at all. We're still the same compulsive drunks we've always been.

I believe in payback. Letting people screw you over is just lazy and uncreative. =]

I say forget diets!
The only carrots I'm interested in are the ones in a diamond!

Shall you trust no one.
Let them be idiots and trust you.