Is that me talking bout me, or you talking on my behalf

I like to murder people in sadistic ways while singing showtunes..

"are you alright?"
...why do people always ask you that when the answer is obviously no?

Life's Short , Wear Jeans !!!!

"The quickest way to a guy's heart is six inches of metal between his ribs..."

~Anita Blake

" dont let life drag you down when you have guys to do that for you."

~~Smokin~~
YA: "I want to set the world on fire.."
DY: " Really? Why?"
YA: "I don't know, but i don't think i will because the solar system can't handle two Suns."
DY: "Yeah.. It'd be hot!"

"normal" is an invention of boring people

Laguna Beach called. They want their drama back

Fake it til you make it, then shake it & bake it