If you are afraid of the answer ...dont assk the question

Never fight with a pig...you get dirty ..and the pig likes it

If there's no thrill, then why do it?

Why is it that we always wanna press the big red button that says, DO NOT PRESS.

For one day, I wish i had TERETZ *sigh*

I ran with scissors, and SURVIVED, but as for the others around me, im not sure i could say the same for them.

W.W.B.D.

What Would Batman Do?

Now lets take the word SANTA.
Rearange a few letters aaaaannnnndd.....
we get SATAN! hmmm....whooda thunk?

What matters is not the length of the wand, but the magic in the stick.

The worst time to have a heart attack or a seasure is during a game of charades.