If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

When there's a will, I want to be in it.

The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.

You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'. -Homer Simpson

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

It's not about all the women in my life, It's about the life in all my women!

You can buy those diamonds
you can buy those perals
but nothing compares to us southern girls!

"I'm in the mood for food."