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Life is like a box of Musicians, some are sharp, some are flat, and some are perfectly in tune...but they all blow. |
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Sex is like air...It's all good until you're not getting any! |
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Men Were Born In Between The Legs Of A Woman, Yet, Men Spend All Their Life Trying To Get Back In Between Them. |
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Fear is a sickness it spread faster then virus |
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Thats a nifty scar....looks like an arrow...(me) it is, i tried to give myself with a tattoo |
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Mom have you seen the peanutbutter ? (mom) check the bathroom |
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Reading questions) What rhyms with money.....crash test dummy |
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*i wasn't born with enough middle fingers to show you how i REALLY feel.* |
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So wut if im cute...he dont like me |
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It's better to not say anything, have have people think your an idiot, then to say something to prove it |