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The truest mark of the civility of men, is when they can take insults thrown at them, by other men, package them as though they were christmas gifts and return promptly to sender |
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What happens when life gives you a pair of lemons, you stick them in your bra to make you chest bigger!lol |
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To save money on electricity, we've turned off the light at the end of the tunnel. |
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Life is a beach nice shores but full of crabs |
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I love it when someone insults me. |
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I hope life isn't a big joke, |
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They ran, screaming, around in circles frightened when the frightening zombies frightened them because they were frightened. |
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Curiosity didn't kill the cat; boredom did that a long time ago. |
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Stop complaining... |
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Dyslexics have the most fnu!!! |