When people say LIFE IS SHORT, they are lying, i mean is there anything else you are going to be doing longer than that?

Baby steps, go somewhere too

Im lost in the darkness...
so can someone please send me a god damn flashlight??

Hey, I say when Life gives you fruit throw them at people so when your sad you can laugh at them! XD

Follow your dreams
wherever they may take you
and hope when you wake up.....everything is exactly like your dream.

If ignorance is bliss
Why aren't there more bad people?

Specialness is heretic

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up

I think that the other person is always bluffing.

-Mr. Poker

The tooth fairy teaches children
that they can sell their body parts for money.
I blame her for prostitution.