You can get anywhere in life if you look serious and carry a clipboard!

Love is heaven. Hate is hell. Srry little britches I don't think he wants ur mouth anymore. His eyes are lookin here not there.

Nobody said u could sit on that ass

Life is like lieing in a tub, sometimes u can't get out

Curiousity didnt kill the cat, it got it pregnant!

=]

I can't wait for tommorow
because i get cooler everyday

My autobiography:
i'm the shit. the end =]

" i want to loose weight "
" well do something then "
"ya i think ill start swimming "
" whales swim "

" well, i think im in shape "
" i agree, round is a shape "

Life will kick you in the a**. but you gotta get back up, and kick that mother f**ker back.=D