Funny Quotes About Life

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  • Introducing the new gramatically correct 'Iam POD :) and the newly socailly inept "Iam POD what's your name' hehe

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  • Sanity an illusion born from a lack of alcohol

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  • Stats show that one in every one person dies

    - Sid :P

    by emmerz
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  • Don't assume it makes an ass of you and me

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  • Real girls aren't perfect,
    Perfect girls aren't real.

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  • Eat something different tonight, roast your cat!

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  • My love for you is like diarrhea i cant keep it in...

    by amber
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  • WHeN liFe GeTS HARD WeAR A CHiCKeN SUiT...

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  • I owe my success to listening respectfully to the very best advice, and then going away and doing the exact opposite.

    by Shannon
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  • People always mean what they say, they just don't mean to say it!

    by Shannon
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