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HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

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HE: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
SHE: If I saw you naked, I'd die laughing

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HE: Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs.

Men are like...Mascara.
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
"Hold my purse."

Death is just Life's way of saying, "You're fired."

" every chance you get to laugh take it, you won't regret it"

"There are some really lucky people out there, but... most of them are idiots."

Boys' cooties are bad, and they eat little girls' brains.

I didnt know that some people can point with their middle fingers......try it....it looks funny