Some of the greatest things written were on a napkin, this just isn't one of them

This is an AB conversation so C your way out before D jumps over E and F's you up G! :)

All the good things in life are either
ILLEGAL. IMMORAL. or FATTENING.

What should you be?
a leader
why shouldn't you be a follower?
cause you don't know where you're going!

lol..from my wife & kids

Im the type a girl u wanna chew all of my bubble gum.. yup the type a girl u wanna chew all of my bubblegum..im the type a girl u wanna take to your mamas house!! ;]

Im the type a girl u wanna chew all of my bubble gum.. yup the type a girl u wanna chew all of my bubblegum..im the type a girl u wanna take to your mamas house!! ;]

Im the type a girl u wanna chew all of my bubble gum.. yup the type a girl u wanna chew all of my bubblegum..im the type a girl u wanna take to your mamas house!! ;]

GREAT REPLY

HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.

GREAT REPLY

HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why? Dont you already have one?

GREAT REPLY

HE: Hi, Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.