I thought these qoutes were meant to be funny? I haven't laughed once. Meh maybe it's just my sense of humour.

Death is God's way of telling man "Your fired!"
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Suicide is man's way of telling god, "You can't fire me! I quit!"

Going to school is like having a brother; you're stuck with it!
~Jill

What is up with everyone giving quotes about "if life gives you lemons" who really cares what you'd do with your lemons I get them all the time

Just some thing to think about.

if today is yesterdays tomorrow and yesterday is todays yesterday then would there ever really be a tomorrow cuz elventualy it will be a today and a yesterday?

If at first you dont succeed, then bungee jumping's not for you.

It's a small world full of extra large surprises

If men had periods theyd be bragging about what size tampon they wore

"When life gives you lemons you...do nothing. Because life would never give you a sour citrus fruit."

" Life's a garden, dig it!!!"