Funny Quotes About Life

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  • Me and my little cousin was walking down a hospital hall and she saw a sign that said ICU and she grabbed onto my leg i said whats wrong and she said that sign said I C U she thought that someone was watching her

    by CaNdy GuRl
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  • When a man can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him.

    by Alec
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  • If your afraid of heights...

    don't climb a ladder you dummy

    by Rae
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  • Live life, dont get too drunk, and use condoms

    by ADRi3NN3
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  • Drugs are my anti-drug

    by Angel of Death
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  • The younger you are the more you laugh.
    The more you laugh the healthier you are.
    The healthier you are the longer you live.
    Therefore, the younger you are the longer you live.

    by x Mo x
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  • "you know that its been (counting) 1...2...3...6 MONTHS....omgosh thats HALF A YEAR!!! :O :O :O :O :O"

    --alex :P

    by emmerz
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  • Life is like an artichoke
    i dont know why
    but it just is!

    by Rio
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  • When life gives you lemons stuff them down your shirt to make your boobs look bigger!

    by Stephanie
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  • Men come from a p$#@% and for they entire life they spend the whole life getting back why? cause theys no place like home

    by theking
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