PMS=pretty much stoned lol

my friend the grinch made that up lol

"Hi my name is Chelsea and I'm in ASB... aka. I'm an Ass Smacking Biotch"

-me

Life is a poop
A big
Hard
Poop
A real
Pain in the
Butt

This sucks
it burns so bad
i need something for it!!
i have tried drinking and eating things for it!
it hurts and feels like fire on the inside!!
when it comes up it even burns worse.
o what the hell i have a thing they call

HeArT bUrN

Haha, thats striaght up gay
hey, i so just said both in one sentence!!

*said to me by a friend. we were talkin about what guys do wrong*

I did it because i can, i can because i want to...and i want to because YOU said i couldn't

Live life , get laid ,get paid and the get screwed over

Theres nothing to fear with a bottle of beer

Do you know why people like watching Horror movies? Because who doesn't like to see perfect people get hacked to bits?

Only fools are afraid of death