Funny Quotes About Life

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  • If the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.

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  • "Live like a Catterpillar Soar like a Butterfly"

    -Serena Alexander

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  • Sex is like air, its not important unless u arent getting any

    ~Ashley

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  • The popular kid are always to cool for you, but remember this, 20 years from now when you are rich and famous, they'll b working at McDonalds serveing you. Whos to cool now

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  • It takes a b!t(h to know a b!t(h

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  • Yeah men were created 1st.
    But don't you always make a rough copy before you make the master piece?

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  • Life is a never ending soap opera, but don't worry...sooner or later they'll kill your character off.

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  • Jerk: why do you wear a bra? it's not like you have anything to put in it.
    girl: you wear pants, don't you?
    [[ HAHAH loove it ]]

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  • My arrogance is what makes me supreme!!

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  • Why live life being nice, when 'live' spelled backward, is 'Evil'?

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