Funny Quotes About Life

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  • SEX DRUGS AND ROCK N ROLL SPEED WEED AND BIRTH CONTROL LIFES A B.I.T.C.H AND THEN YOU DIE SO F.U.C.K THE WORLD AND LETS GET HIGH

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  • " just becuase i'm stuck in my own world doesn't mean that im stupid... it simply means I have more imaginiation than you"

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  • IT'S BETTER FOR PEOPLE TO THINK YOUR AN IDIOT THAN TO OPEN YOUR MOUTH AND PROVE IT

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  • God decided to change the smelly, stuffy, raging lives of a lad....
    HE INVENTED WOMAN.

    by Ellie
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  • Just cause ur a brunetite and ur like a blonde doesnt mean ur a blonde it means ur a pinapple

    by Natalia
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  • You must of fallen from heven that would explain how you messed up your face!!

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  • "I guess we're adults. The question is, when did that happen, and how do we make it stop?"
    MEREDITH GREY

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  • "I guess we can't really complain about karma. It's not unfair. It's not unexpected. It just evens the score."
    GEORGE O'MALLEY

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  • Eat a live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.

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  • Bully: Oh boo hoo cry me a river

    Kid: I will! And I hope you drown in it!

    by James
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