Eat healthy.
Stay fit.
Die anyway.... ^_^

So They say that when I get into the real world I\'ll do lots of things. So am I living in a fake world right now?

Laughter is the same in every language

"What's God?"
"Well... you know when you sit down, close your eyes and wish for something really hard? God's the guy who ignores you"

- Steve Buscemi from The Island

Someone should poke you in the eye
with a really hot french frie

Life is like a broken vacuum it sucks badly!

When life gives you lemons, throw them back and yell "MAKE YOUR OWN DAMN LEMONADE!"

If life was a bowling game.... I'd be da ball... knocking out every1 dat gets in my way ....

How many men does it take to open a beer?
none...it should already be open when the women brings it to you

Every time I go to the doctors I get a jacket, a straight one. It makes me feel special because I get to hug myself.