LIFE can be a total crap...
but at least you LAUGH!

When life gives u salt, make Margaretta's

Suicide is a way of telling God: 'You can't fire me, I QUIT!

It's as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you.

“Now, my good man, this is no time for making enemies.”
- Voltair on his deathbed in response to a priest asking that he renounce Satan

"I'm not into working out. My philosophy [is]: No pain, no pain."
Carol Leifer

“When I get the urge to clean, I lay down until it passes.”

“Analysing humour is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.” – E.B. White.

All the world's a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed.-Sean O'Casey

What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.-Dave Barry