Funny Quotes About Life

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  • Yes, risk-taking is inherently failure-prone. Otherwise, it would be called sure-thing-taking.-Tim McMahon

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  • To paraphrase Oedipus, Hamlet, Lear, and all those guys, "I wish I had known this some time ago."-Roger Zelazny

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  • It's not true that life is one damn thing after another; it is one damn thing over and over. -Edna St. Vincent Millay

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  • + I'm not totally useless, i can be used as a bad example

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  • People are morons. I don't have any other explanation. I really don't.
    -Joss Whedon

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  • No matter how great your triumphs or how tragic your defeats -- approximately 1.5 billion Chinese couldn't care less. -Lazlo's Chinese Relativity Axiom

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  • If I had all the money I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink. -Stanshall Vivian

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  • The holy passion of friendship is so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring in nature that it will last through a whole lifetime, if not asked to lend money.
    -Mark Twain

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  • When confronted by a difficult problem, you can solve it more easily by reducing it to the question, "How would the Lone Ranger have handled this?"
    -Brady's First Law of Problem Solving

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  • If you're going to do something wrong, at least enjoy it.
    -Leo C. Rosten

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