Funny Quotes About Life

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  • You never die a virgin because life screws you in the end!

    by Loruhh
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  • Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door!

    by lauren
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  • Life SUCKS....
    and it leaves some mean HICKIES!

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  • :) My darling my love, my beautiful wife. Marrying you screwed up my life :S

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  • I wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence. There's a knob called "brightness" but it doesn't work.

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  • I hear you have to do everything around your house. Kick the
    dog, thrash the kids, beat the wife.

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  • If god wanted us to bend over he would have put diamonds on the floor...

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  • Everytime i go to the doctors i get a jacket. a straight one. and it makes me feel special because i can HUG myself!!!

    by Brandy
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  • "Normal People Are Weird..."
    -Tasha Barnes

    -*Just Friends*-

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  • When a woman say yes, it doesn't mean she means it. But it also doesn't mean she doesn't mean it either. And if she says No, she really means No. Unless she doesn't mean it, in which case, she means Yes.

    by Jamie
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