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Whenever you are feeling down and depressed, just remember that you were once the biggest, fastest and strongest sperm |
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If you think a glass is half full, drink it! |
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People laugh, I get mad- People get mad, I laugh. |
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Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. |
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Beauty fades, stupidity lasts forever |
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Not all Men are Annoying, Some are Dead! |
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Mom always says if they jumped off the bridge would you do it to? and i always reply psh no i'd be the one who came up with the idea! |
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Crazy is a relative term in my family! |
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Why is it when someone tells you there are a million stars in the sky, you believe them, yet when someone says that "the paint is wet" you must touch it just to make sure? |
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The rain makes all things beautiful.The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you? |