Funny Quotes About Life

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  • I hate the word blog for some reason....but i always have a new one with sweet little nuggets of informative gold.

    by sarah
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  • Im trying to see things from your point of view but i just cant seem to get my head that far up my own ass!

    by Jen
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  • Im sugar and spice and everything nice if u wanna mess with me u better think twice

    by SHoRTy
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  • The less you see someone, the closer you get to them at heart

    by mathew
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    dont let it get to you kid;
    she only likes you cause shes drunk.

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    by katrina
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  • Clown Barbie - Also comes with face paints (see Mime Barbie) and if you press a special button you can here screaming children, because face it, clowns are creepy.

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  • Dead Barbie - Comes with will, hearse, grave stone, casket, and after a while she starts to decompose!

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  • Real Life Rock Star Barbie - Comes with alcohol, drugs, throw-uppy action, high stress levels and real hangovers!

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  • Paranoid Barbie - Comes with catch phrases such as, "Everyone's out to get me." and "The voices in my head tell me that I shouldn't like you."

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  • Serial Killer Barbie - Comes with wanted poster, knife, and demonic look.

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