Who needs a real life, RPG lives are so much better and more exciting!

Women are just like their mothers; that's their tragedy. Men are not.. and that's theirs

My grandfather always said, "Don't watch your money; watch your health." So one day while I was watching my health, someone stole my money. It was my grandfather.

Don't you just hate when you apologize for something that you thought you did right?

ACTUAL HEADLiNE;;

TYPHOON RiPS THROUGH CEMETERY;; HUNDREDS DEAD

(FUNNY)

-SHELBY :)

Sticks and stones may break my bones
But names will break my spirit.

If I think Im going to be killed every second its only because Ive had to deal with Mitch Chrisman for a year and a half. DUH!

Life is as simple as you make it
dont ever let it go

Think? I tried that once, but i got a headache!

::---===I want to be burried face down so the people that dont like me,
Can
Kiss
My
Ass!===::--