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Abusive Barbie - Comes with real beating action! WARNING: If your product beats and/or harms you in anyway, we don\'t care. We will deny everything and say you shouldn\'t of bought a product with the word 'abusive' in it anyway. |
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Emo Barbie - Includes pocketknife, rope, gun, and an excessive need for anti-depressants. WARNING: Do not let her by any cliffs and/or bridges and is better left in a dark room. Alone. By herself. Without you. |
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If you have nothing nice to say, then sit over here by me. |
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Go ahead and talk about me, but I have some advice, click your heals together and say I NEED A LIFE! |
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Half of the world is made up of idiots, and the other half comprised of those smart enough to take advantage of them. |
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"Click it or Ticket" |
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Sleep is just for sluτs who want a valid reason to get into bed with themselves. |
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I don't suffer from insanity...i enjoy every minute of it! |
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Man this is me in the morning |
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*Why exercise when you can eat* |