I may be a cold, Heartless *B.I.T.C.H* but at least im good at it...

I have a drinkin problem... 2 hands and only 1 mouth!!!

Don't let life be your enemy!

AND LiKE WH0 D0ESNT DANCE AND SiNG iN THEiR UNDERWEAR!!!

Fear less, hope more;
whine less, breathe more;
talk less, say more;
hate less, love more;
and all good things are yours.

Is eating a mermaid considered cannibalism?

So you called me a b.itch..
well a b.itch is a dog...
and dogs bark...
and bark is on trees...
and trees are in nature...
and nature is beautiful...
soo...
Thanks for the compliment!
*not mine but it rocks*

The meek shall inherit the earth. The greedy shall inherit the cool stuff. The stupid shall inherit the power. The rest of us won't notice a difference.

I don't like your reality, so i'll replace it with my fantasy

"He who laughs last obviously doesn't get the joke"