When your right
No one remembers
When your wrong
No one forgets

(Not mine but I hope you like it)

Next time you think your perfect...
Try walking on water!

Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go

~!~You Know What They Say: If The Shoe Fits Buy A Matching Purse~!~

A beaver once told me "When life gets tough, dam it all!!"

My glass is half empty ........ and it's leaking.

If you have a gun and you ask, "can I ask you a question?" and they say "fire away" should you shoot them?

If men had periods they would brag about the size of their tampons
:)

How do you get anyone to read your poems on this bloody site?

You have to start off like YOU before you can be like ME :)