No officer i have no blood in my alcohol stream

When Life Gives You Lemons.
Throw Them At People.

Girl-why so blue panda bear??
Boy-what ev..
Girl-you are a buffet of manlyness

There's nothing good about being bad, but being bad is too much fun! :-p

Reality is a illusion brought on by lack of alchahol

When bordem takes over life, for petes sake go find somthing to do!

We are not in a garden, so stop being a ho

Im multi-talented; I can talk and piss you off at the same time.

If at first you do succed, try not to look astonished.

Life is what you make it, kinda like play-doh