They say "catch them young and they will be urs forever"

If at first you cannot succeed - Cheat!!

I complained about my shoes until I met a man with no feet"

We all run out of cheeks to turn eventually- best to have a big stick ready, just in case

Its better to regret something you have done then something you haven't done.

When in doubt...ask someone else to try it first

Behind every emo wanting to fight...There is a goth kid going "knock them the bleep out"

In the end people always turn out to be who they said they wouldn't.
Yeah, we all become our parents.

All the h.o.e.s think theyre cool but just remember b.i.t.c.h.e.s rule

*me n ma mate fink we rule then*

People will ALWAYS talk about you... MIGHT AS WELL GIVE THEM SOMETING TO TALK ABOUT~