Funny Quotes About Life

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  • Laying in bed screaming 'oh god, oh god' does not constitute going to church

  • You can take the girl from the city, but u cant take the city from the girl

    ~Props to all my west siide homiiez

  • The next time someone tells me to "GO TAKE A FLYING F__K"...They better not forget to include the "AIRLINE" that handles these types of flights..

    Sempiternal~Enduring;Everlasting ©

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  • If god intended men 2 stick around, He would have made them live longer!

    by destiny
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  • When you say "No one is perfect " I will take it as personal insult.

    by Zainul
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  • A WiiSE GiiRL KNOWS HER LiiMiiTS ;; BUT A GREAT GiiRL KNOWS SHE HAS NONE

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  • Whoever said nothing is impossible has obviosuly never tried slamming a revolving door

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  • That which does not kill me, postpones the inevitable.

    by Alicia
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  • GET TO WORK!
    You aren't being paid to believe in your dreams.

    by Alicia
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  • If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.

    by Alicia
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