Funny Quotes About Life

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  • When you wish upon a falling star your dreams can come true.
    Unless it's really a meteorite hurtling toward the earth which will destroy all life.
    Then you're pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for.
    Unless it's death by meteor.

    by Alicia
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  • Luck can last a lifetime, unless you die young.

    by Alicia
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  • Quitters never win, winners never quit, but those who never win and never quit are idiots.

    by Alicia
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  • Cant you just get over it? no i cant

    by Lauren Massanova
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  • Lifes a B**CH and then you die so f**k the world and lets get high!!!

    by destiny
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  • Why do babies cry when theyre born?

    because its like leaving miami....

    its 98 degrees all year 'round
    and an all you can eat buffet
    and you dont have to wear clothes

    i mean seriously...who would wanna leave that?

    by ~::TaYt3rToT::~
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  • If you're not living life on the edge, you're taking up too much room.

    by Marie
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  • Ghetto Spelling B
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    Judge:Your word is:"Omelette"
    White Student:UuUum...Can U uz
    dat in a sentance plz?
    Judge:You Pissin Me Off Buh Ima Let(omelette) You Slip.

    l0lzroflmfao xD
    *I'm Black Bii Da Way* >;]

    by C
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  • God Make Coke, God MAke Pepsi,
    God Made You SO DAMN SEXI! =)

    by | A s h l e y |
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  • Jerk: Why do you wear a bra? It's not like you have anything to put in it.

    Girl: Well then why do you wear pants?

    by twisted reality
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