A good friend is like a good bra! close to your heart and gives you support

Boy: Why do you wear a bra it isnt like you have anything to fill it with!

Girl: You wear pants dont you?

Consider this...

If driving involves thinking then how come some of the dumbest people are good drivers?

Everything will be alright in the end.
If it's not alright, it's not the end.
*Thank you Bubbles*

There are 4 stages of life and they are:
1) you believe in Santa Clause
2) you dont believe in Santa Clause
3) You are Santa Clause
4) You look like Santa Clause

The only differance between good girls and bad girls is that only one of them gets caught.

I don't even have to try to be a smart ass any more; it just comes natural.

All you have to do in life is...
Go out with your friends
Party hard
&& look twice as good
As the b**** standing next to you!!
-Paris Hilton

Its better to keep your mouth shut and look stupid then to open it and prove it!

Smile - it makes people wonder what you know