If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing!

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute forget the fruit!

Amaze by time and wonder by nature.

You Know
You're A
Nerd
when you begin
to text with your
c a l c u l a t o r

Life is what you make it out to be

Cheer up. It will get worse.

Who needs a 6 pack..when you gotta keg?

You may be prettier and more popular than me, but at least I can fill my bra. ;)

I didn't say it was your fault
I said I was going to blame you
Copywrite Mia B 2006

One time i pulled the shaving cream trick, it put it on my friends hand and tickled his nose. to my suprise it worked. well i actually didnt tickle his nose i stuck a pencil in it (not rele a quote but it happened i thought it to be funny)