You laugh bcuz im different i laugh cuz ur the same

Blondes may have more fun but at least brunettes can read

Before you critize someone you should walk a mile in their shoes so that way when you critize them you a mile away and you have their shoes

Wen life gives u lemons...find someone who has vodka an throw a party!

join the army - meet interesting ppl - then kill them

Forgive and forget because life is to short to hold a grudge.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. then search for someone whos life has given them Vodka, and have a party

::Flicks & Teas buddy...Flicks & Teas::

I'm not a game so stop playing me!

Life is like a roll of toilet paper
well its there no one pays attention
But once its gone everyone has to stop and think

Goodgirls are badgirls who dont get caught!