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Men are like public toilets |
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Never argue with a stupid person... |
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Life is like a bowl of bacon grease... the more you suck at it the fatter you get... |
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When you're feeling sad, just remember you're unique...just like everyone else |
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My mom always tought me to never put small OBJECTS in my mouth... |
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"Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences money can buy." |
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"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet." |
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"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." |
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\\\"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-btch\\\" |
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Y,MeAndWonga. |