Funny Quotes About Life

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  • Everyday I beat my own previous record for a number of consecutive days that i have stayed alive....

    When I die my soul will go up on the roof and get stuck there...the antena will catch ahold of my shirt

    by Sarah Scantlen
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  • Men r like cheap pantyhos, right when things start to get important, they run.

    by Tessa
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  • This is a life tip:

    Do what I tell you to and we'll get along just fine.

    by kate
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  • "Lifes a D**k. When it gets hard, F**k it"!

    by Amanda Naeseth
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  • Glam dress - $350
    shoes 2 match- $120
    Having a good time while at prom- priceless

    by ♥Sweetheart♥
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  • Its okay to be ugly...just ask your mom *lol*

    by *~*Morbid_Angel*~*
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  • Fruit loops are like gay cheerios

    by *~*Morbid_Angel*~*
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  • I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse

    by *~*Morbid_Angel*~*
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  • Hey CHECK OUT MY LATEST 2 POEMS-HOW DO I DIE?- AND -AM I ALIVE?- PLZ READ AND COMMENT...LUV YA PEEPS...THNX

    by Vane
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  • The one reason I go to wal-mart... To take boxes of tampons and put them in the toy aisle... usually in a stuffed animal's arms. so if you go to wal-mart and come across poohbear with tampons in his arms, you know I've been there! have a nice day!!

    by ShaunaMarie
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