Boys are like zits...as soon as you get rid of one...another one pops up.

You can't run away from your problems. If you do, they'll just turn around, and run after you again.

(my mate got this as a text)

you've got style
you've got class
i like your smile
i like your a*s
you make my heart
feel like summer
sorry mate
i got the wrong number

Guns don't kill people...Mustaches do!! XD

No, no, no, it's a baby we're going to puff

I'm not short...
i'm just FUN-SIZED!!!!

Bavon is bacon...
eggs is eggs...
never letta guy in between yo legs...
he will say ur cute...
he will say u fine...
9 mths. later he will say...''it aint mine''

It may seem like life is at an all time low.
But now & then you gotta take a Headbutt
& Headbutts only make you stronger.

&& she said i know its hard n i replyed honey life is hard!!

I like noise...I need noise...when its quiet i can hear my brain cells dying...

If jesus had grown up to be an agent, instead of walking on water would he have walked on people?