Guns dont kill people, massive organ failure does...

Death is God's way of telling man 'Your fired!'. Suicide is man's way of telling god, 'You can't fire me! I quit!'

Knowledge Is Knowing That A Tomato Is A Fruit, Wisdom Is Not Putting It In A Fruit Salad.

This Is For All You Retard Out There Who Talke Behind My Back! Click your heels three times and chant " I wish i had a life"!!

I beleive....that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade, and then find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party

What is the true definition of kindness?
A women that puts it in for ya!

If the dove is the bird of love
What is the bird of true love?
THE SWALLOW

You have to be like a sports bra u have to support me

**my friend said that 2 me** Lol

“Take some time, to figure out what you really want”

“The secret to creativity is knowing to hide your sources”