Funny Quotes About Life

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  • "Why do people think that school is hard because life in this world is a lot harder"

    - Eva Catherine

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  • "Why do kids hate there teachers, because the teachers probably hate us too they just have to be nice to get paid!!"

    -Eva Catherine

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  • Tell your littel voices to shut up.
    I can't hear mine.

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  • Happiness is like pissing you pants everyone can see it but only you can feel its warmth!!!!!

    by kenya
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  • Life is cruel, Life can suck,
    Fate does not rule unless we let it!

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  • Your family tree doesn't branch out, does it?

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  • I turn you on, just to get you off.

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  • Life is like a box of colored condoms...no madder witch one you pick, your still gonna get screwed!!!

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  • Im lost. Can you help me find me? If you find me, tell me where I am. I know where you are. You're at your computer. Aren't I smart? I bet you think you know where I am. Right now, I'm at my computer typing this, but that was before. Now i'm lost.

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  • When life gives you lemons, make grapejuice. Then sit back and watch as people try and figure out how you did it.

    by kiesha
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