Funny Quotes About Life

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  • They might wear classic rebok,
    nackered converse,or tracky bottoms tucked in socks,but all of that is wot the point is not.the points tht there int no romance around there.

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  • Growing old is mandatory.
    Growing up is optional.

    by Leanne
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  • I may be fat, But your ugly, and i can diet!!!!!!!

    by Batman
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  • Never knock on deaths door
    ring the doorbell and run...
    he hates that.

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  • Those who live by the sword... get shot by those who don't.

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  • If you run from your problems, you'll trip and fall on your ass.

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  • I ran through my house with siccors and I LIVED....lol

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  • ((I got this from my sister, who had a kid on january 3rd of this year))
    "Its weird how you go to jail for killing a child molestor. I think if you kill a child molestor, you should get a medal"

    **i Very much agree**

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  • Haha have you ever been having a conversation and then somebody said somthing really funny, then you blurted out "LOL" yea thats happened to me quite a bit......heyy shut up!!!!
    ♥megan♥

    by megan
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  • If life gives you lemons...throw them at someone

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