Whos all sittin in class boaed outta your mind listen to the teacher talk about somethin you've been doin your whole life!!!!!!

I love to include wine
when im cooking...sometimes i even
put it into the food.

Ever wondered what it is like to be a jacket potatoe......hot i guess.

If you light a match in a room full of lads do you think it would explode!

you call me a BiiTcH,
a BiiTcH is a FeMaLe DoG, dogs BaRk, a bark is a part of NaTuRe. nature is BeAuTiiFuL
all in all, ThAnKz for the CoMpLiiMeNt!

ii GoT tHiiS 4rM a GiiRl, ii ThOuGhT iiT wUz FuNnY...hA hA!

If i can't see it it isn't there......

When someone tells you anything is possible tell them to try dribbling a football!

Happiness is a very small desk and a very big wastebasket.

I live in my own little world.
..but it's okay
.. everyone knows me there.

When people have you down and you have nothing to do but frown just make fun of them it will make you feel better.....hahahaha!!!!