Funny Quotes About Life

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  • People always say dont run face your fears but what if you had a fear of running..would you be able to run then?

    sorry i kno its gay just pondered the thoguht

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  • Its just .f.u.n.n.y.

    Funny how you think I'll be there for you now!

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  • Grab life by the horns
    before it pokes you in your butt!

    by Dee
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  • “Love your enemies. It really pisses them off!”

    by Cat
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  • To put it simply...I hope you choke.

    by @ubrey
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  • The longest temporary STD is pregnancy...think about it.

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  • Just because i have a short attention span doesn't mean i....

    lol i hope you get it

    by Amirah
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  • Hear no evil, See no evil, Speak no evil.....WTF!!!! Where is the fun in that!!

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  • MoViE sTaRs WaLk On ThE rEd CaRpEt
    I wAlK oN tOiLeT PaPeR cUz Im ThE SHIT!!!

    by Tay
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  • Your life will die if you dont get what you want

    by Riley
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