Funny Quotes About Life

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  • Bacon is bacon
    eggs is eggs
    dont let those boys get between your legs
    so don't eat sugar
    and dont eat salt
    cause if you have a baby,
    iz not my fault

    by Em
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  • **EvRy1 mAkEs MiStAkEs.................AsK uR mUm!!**

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  • If you obey all d rules... you miss all d fun ;)

    by xCezx
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  • ...menstration.....menopause...mental aches....ever realize that all our problems start with men?
    -ain't my quote

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  • ''time will pass will u ''

    by Jessica
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  • PrInGlEs - OnCe U pOp U cNt StOp - So Y do DeY cUm wIv A lId??!!

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  • You know, I wish guys wouldn't talk to my breasts. Maybe if I talk to the "head with the brains", then I'd get his full attention?

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  • Sweet madness is the sense of all men

    by Beka
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  • Pigs fly, Hell has frozen over, and a someone in Hell has gotten a drink of water.

    by Ja
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  • Fubu shirt~50$
    S.Carter shoes~104$
    ruff ryder jeans~150$
    realizing that you're white~priceless

    by amber
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