Funny Quotes About Life

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  • Don't tell me that the sky's the limit......
    When there are foot prints on the moon!

    by Heather
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  • Some men are wise
    and some are otherwise

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  • If life gives you lemons squeeze the juice in someone's eye.

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  • OMFG! I JUST REALIZED! I RULE EVERYTHING! AND EVERYTHING INCLUDES CHICKENS!

    by Eclipse
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  • " Moneys can make the world go round. Without Moneys your world sure is upside down."

    by Gwen
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  • There is no such thing as gravity

    ..............THE WOLRD SUX........................

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  • "Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back."

    ~my friend Brittany

    by Amelia
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  • "Now I know the things the things I know, and do the things I do; and if you do not like me so, to hell, my love, with you!"

    ~Dorothy Parker

    by Amelia
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  • "When life hands you lemons say, 'Oh yeah I like lemons. What else you got?'"

    ~my friend Brittany

    by Amelia
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  • "When life hands you lemons, use them to squirt the juice in to the eyes of your enemies."

    ~Happy Bunny

    by Amelia
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