"When life hands you lemons you should make lemonade. Then find a guy whose life is giving them vodka, and have a pary."

~Ron White

Don't take life too seriously, nobody's ever made it out alive.

My life is a soap opera...minus the mansion and fancy cars.

Ain't no problem to big that you can't blame on someone else.

Life is like a Resident Evil video game:
Something always seems to jump out and scare the living sh*t out of you just when you finally get a break

Anyone can walk on water...just wait till it ices over

Don't tell me the sky is the limit...
when there are footprints on the moon ♥

.suicide is cheating the doctors out of a job.

Now look, I may not always be rght in life, but so help me I am never wrong!

Remember that somedays you're the pidgeon and somedays you're the statue.