Why is it everyone stares at people who are crazy? Hell, who isn't crazy anymore? The ones in the asylums are the sane ones, they don't have to work AND they get free meals.

You smelt it, you delt it!

Organized people are just to lazy to look for things.

The other line always moves faster....

Life is almost over live it to the maxs!

Roses are red
violets are blue
after the rosebowl
usc became number 2

Children in the dark cause accidents; Accidents in the dark cause children.

If your parents never had children, chances are you won't, either.

"Money doesn't grow on trees, it's made from trees."

50% Angel, 50% Devil, There told you I was perfect.