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When life gives u lemons make lemonade then you find someone whos life gave then vodkah and make a screwdriver |
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Beauty is skin deep.. some one that is ugly to you is the most precious to some one else..just remeber that person maybe ugly to you but you are also ugly to someone else |
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If you get your head out of your but this plan will work! |
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Television made me buy it! |
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Sex is good sex is great sex is why we masterbate |
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"When you are on a date don't pick your nose, in public or private." |
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Pms - perventing mens shit |
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When life gives u lemons make juice and SHUT UP! |
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Dinners ready when you hear the smoke alarm! |
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Why is new year such a good thing? |