Funny Quotes About Life

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  • The most intelligent thing I've ever heard anyone say:

    "Jeez, my thong is giving me a wedgie..."

    T.T

    by MissTery
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  • Mirrors cant talk...and luckly for you they cant laugh either...!!!

    by Ashley Lynn
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  • Horn broken...
    WATCH FOR FINGER!!

    by Ashley Lynn
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  • "Life is just one big sexual innuendo."
    -AJ Schmid

    by Emma Carnage
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  • If everyone was like you there would be war

    by bethan
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  • Roses are red
    violets are blue
    God made me beautifull
    wtf happened to you

    by becca
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  • Don't HATE me cuz you AINT me! LOL
    Movie: White Chicks

    by *Cindy*
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  • "It hurts to be beautiful"

    u dont even noe how tru that is

    by Passionatevoice
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  • Why dont they put some truth in the saying life gives you lemons and change it to life gives you parinoid parents

    by Clare
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  • They say" life gives you lemons".. i wake up everday of my life and all i get..is the covers pulled off me..a bright light..and some1 yellin at me..ive never had no fu(kin lemons..i dont think ive ever even held a flippin lemon!!

    by Clare
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